Just a depressing poster.

Apr 20

royalteens:

“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse

god bless this post.

Apr 20

Things I want

suicidal-with-a-twist:

•To be skinny

•To be liked

•To be attractive

•To not feel so alone all the time

•To look in a mirror and not hate what I see

•You

•A shit ton of sour patch kids

•To have my own private favorite band to listen to whenever I want

•My parents to not be so disappointed in me

•To not be a failure

•To not be so pathetic

•To be happy for once

•To have awesome amazing sex

•A treehouse loaded with unlimited alcohol and cigarettes

•To sleep forever

Apr 20

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

image

Apr 20

vinebox:

When noone in group chat answers you

Apr 20
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

Apr 20
hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

Apr 20
Apr 20

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

Apr 20
Apr 20

spookyibukimioda:

dragonlight:

titenoute:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

perpetualvelocity:

The laST ONE

HAROLD REMEMBERED TO PUT ON HIS SASSY PANTS TODAY

The one with George Washington is priceless.

I like Clyde’s and Millie’s.

winnie is my fricking patronus